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    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

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    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

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    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

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Je Joue is a London-based rechargeable sex toy manufacturer. I love their humble little bullet vibes and their powerhouse Mimi. They made the first toy to ever simulate oral sex, the SaSi.

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