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Best & Worst Sex Toys of the Year Guides

Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

December 31, 2018

Before we give the middle finger to 2018, please come along with me on a romp through the year in... Keep Reading

Je Joue Rabbit Bullet and G-Spot Bullet vibrators on a table next to a large golden fish sculpture.

Hi, I love you Sex Toy Reviews

Review: Je Joue Bullets (Rabbit + G-Spot)

December 10, 2018

The Je Joue Bullets are not lookers, not at all. There’s a sense of utilitarianism about these vibrators — the... Keep Reading

Features Sex Toy News

Sex toy news: menstrual cups and “cyclonic vibrations”

September 24, 2017

FUN FACTORY IS MAKING MENSTRUAL CUPS. YES, THIS DESERVES ALL CAPS. They’re called the Fun Cups. I have used them... Keep Reading

LELO Ina/Mona Wave, Siri 2, Pino, and Transformer

Features Sex Toy News

Sex toy news: worm-like vibrators and cheeseburger ball gags

January 6, 2015

Since we last spoke, LELO has gone a bit insane with the new releases. They’ve now put out the Ina/Mona... Keep Reading

Best & Worst Sex Toys of the Year Guides

Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2011

December 31, 2011

[Check out my annual best/worst tag for older and newer lists!] It’s almost 2012, so you (maybe) know what that means... Keep Reading

Sex Toy Reviews Vibrators

Review: MiMi

September 11, 2011

Everyone’s coming out with a cute little rechargeable clitoral stimulator these days. Jimmyjane released the Form 2 and Form 3;... Keep Reading

Kegel Exercisers Sex Toy Reviews

Review: Ami

February 1, 2011

Je Joue, makers of the failtastic SaSi, attempt to make vag balls! In my head, that is the slogan for... Keep Reading

Greatest Hits Sex Toy Reviews Slush pile Vibrators

Review: SaSi

June 29, 2010

The SaSi is no longer in production.The closest approximation is the LELO Ora. There’s also the Womanizer. The Je Joue SaSi... Keep Reading

Review: Zumio E

Guest Review: Jack stroker & packer

Review: OhMyG

Review: Caress

Review: Warm Touch warming lube dispenser

Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

Dildos in a pandemic: the sex toy industry and COVID-19

That time I came out to my entire high school

Welcome to the NEW Hey Epiphora!

The (not so) harrowing tale of my IUD insertion

To all the men wanting to talk their wives into sex toys

Epiphora-approved sex toy shops

Sex toy sales, deals, and promos

Epiphora-approved porn

My love, the Pure Wand (+ a few tips!)

Review: Zumio E

Why I don’t like strapless strap-on dildos

Guest Review: Jack stroker & packer

How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

Je Joue

Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

Review: Je Joue Bullets (Rabbit + G-Spot)

Sex toy news: menstrual cups and “cyclonic vibrations”

Sex toy news: worm-like vibrators and cheeseburger ball gags

Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2011

Review: MiMi

Review: Ami

Review: SaSi

Review: Zumio E

Guest Review: Jack stroker & packer

Review: OhMyG

Dildos in a pandemic: the sex toy industry and COVID-19

Are you my next Dildo Butler?