A while back, I wrote up a post entitled “Cal Exotic inches toward integrity,” which detailed the new and hilariously...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
I never thought of masturbation as “elegant,” nor have I ever described it as an “endeavor.” Perhaps if my experience with...
Dude, man, guys, shit, dawg. Everyone loves the We-Vibe Tango. I’m totally late to the party. Then again, I was...
If you like pushing around the skin on a wrinkly dog, you will love touching the Tenga Iroha vibrators. They...
I know packaging doesn’t matter, but sometimes I just can’t ignore the hilarity of it. Check out this piece of...
The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,...
Here’s a sentence only a sex toy freak would ever write: I’ve been waiting a long time for a company...
My standards for the Toyfriends were laughably low. I reviewed their predecessors, the Ticklers, and was astonished by with their...
I used to hold to the unfounded belief that making any material vibrate would be an accomplishment. Trying the Don Wands...
The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking a flower, like some combination of a character...
I stumbled upon the Turbo Glider whilst on the hunt for an inexpensive vibe that wouldn’t fall apart or die...
Sometimes, even almighty sex toy reviewers make dumb mistakes. I made a huge one when I saw the Booty Parlor...
I’m a sucker for sex toys that come in any shade of green. They’re difficult to come by. The Fun...
I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic...
This vibrator is not purple. It is fuchsia. Let it be known. Despite every product photo ever depicting it as a...