[This post contains mentions of James Deen. I no longer support him or his work.]
Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud at something on the internet, and this trailer managed to do it — three times. Even my boyfriend laughed when he watched it, and he doesn’t like porn!
Best moments of this trailer:
- 0:58 — Some dude slapping another dude’s tattooed ass to urge him to jack off elsewhere. Totally random, and obviously amazing.
- 1:08 — James Deen showing his high-tech I.D. card. Swoon.
- 1:21 — The introduction of Evan Stone into the storyline. Oh my gawd.
- 1:33 — “Can I show you our gender-neutral bathroom? …for sex.”
- 2:35 — Kylee Kross doing exactly what I have always wanted to do to James Deen:
- 2:47 to the end — Evan. Fucking. Stone. Going nuts, as always. “CAN I GET ANOTHER BEER?”
Update: Watch scenes from Bartenders at Burning Angel.