Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
Anyway How’s Your Sex Life?
Tracking my sexual triumphs and tribulations, genital response and tastes. Musings, mostly, with a few pivotal sex toy reviews thrown in.
For details on specific masturbation experiences, flip through my Jack-off Journal.
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common...
The morning of my IUD insertion began with me desperately driving across town to retrieve a sex toy. I didn’t...
The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
The line between friend and sexual partner became blurred, and yet both were able to coexist in my mind. When...
It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other. The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...