Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina...
I have a proposition for you, peeps. If you’ve ever wanted to start a sex blog, or take your current...
7 sex bloggers were standing outside a glass blowing studio. We’d been waiting for an hour and there was no sign...
REJOICE, because Fun Factory is retiring their G4 line of vibrators in favor of G5. The G5s, which come in classic designs...
It’s still surreal to say. I’m published. My name. Epiphora. On the pages of a book. Followed by my words —...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
Whatever could be so offensive about vibrators that look this boring? FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — BlissMe founder Daniel Mederos says...
These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel...
Crave is crowdfunding for their next two vibrators, the Flex and Duet Flex. Backers will have access to an online...
As exciting as my vagina is to you people, I know it’s not the be-all-end-all of genitals. There are certain...
The Diva Cup is the greatest thing I’ve put in my vagina that has not resulted in orgasm. Whenever I use...
Enjoy: bloopers from my April Fool’s Day video review: Watch on YouTube here. I had many ideas for April Fool’s Day...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
Since rabbits fit everyone so differently, I’m wondering if you could tell me how far your clit is from your...
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
I first wrote this post on June 26, 2013, when Blogger changed its content policy in order to prohibit the...
