“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
Bless Jimmyjane’s little hearts; they really are trying. They’re trying so hard to create innovative toys, but they keep promising...
I know what you’re thinking. After such distressing trysts with Jimmyjane’s Form 6, Form 2, and Form 3, why the...
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after...
I feel like I have been waiting a zillion years to get my hands on the Delight. The moment I...
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....