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    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

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    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

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    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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Insignia is a particular line of toys from LELO usually characterized by silver plastic bits that I guess are supposed to look luxurious. Most of the toys in this line suck. Just, historically.

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Mini sex toy doodads!

August 27, 2012
I think I can call this a legit collection now. Back in April, after jealously ogling everyone’s photos of the...
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LELO Hula Beads in the snow.
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Review: Hula Beads

November 19, 2014
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
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Review: Ida

October 10, 2013
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
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LELO Isla on red satin.
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Review: Isla

December 9, 2010
The LELO Isla is one of three toys in LELO’s new Insignia line. These toys are characterized by cut-out handles...
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LELO Lyla remote controlled vibrator, lying in the grass in Maui.
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Review: Lyla

December 28, 2011
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
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Black LELO Ora (original), blue LELO Ora 2 on a hardwood floor.
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Review: Ora 2

December 15, 2014
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
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LELO Smart Wands, black with silver handles, lying on a hardwood floor.
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Review: Smart Wands (medium and large)

December 21, 2013
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
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LELO Sona "sonic" air flow vibrator on a flower-patterned plate.
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Review: Sona Cruise

November 13, 2018
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
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Review: Soraya

July 6, 2011
The world of luxury rabbit vibes is not an expansive one. Fun Factory has some with varying degrees of success;...
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The LELO Ida is coming…

September 23, 2013
So I have this in my possession: And yes, that is exactly what it does. It swivels and swivels and...
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