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Review: Wolf Hudson Is Bad.com

Wolf Hudson looks like the kind of guy who owns more than a few sets of brass knuckles, but in...
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Review: Finger Licking Good 6

Genre: LesbianDirector: Mike QuasarLength: 2 hours, 7 minutesCast: Jana Jordan, Sophia Santi, Erin Avery, Georgia Jones, Sochee Mala, Kimberly Kane,...
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Movie Night: The Girl Next Door

If you ever need proof of what a little shit I was as a teenager, look no further than the...
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When will we stop fearing sex?

As I write this, sipping a chestnut praline latte at my local Starbucks, I know I’m living on borrowed time....
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Jack-off Journal #16

January 24th, 2013 I was really excited to watch the latest video from Wolf Hudson’s website, as it starred Kimberly...
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Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio

I’m not big on blowjobs in porn. I don’t hate them, but I’ll usually only watch a couple minutes of...
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Review: Live In My Secrets

I hesitated in requesting Live In My Secrets. The trailer, which features relentless screams from the infamous “God Warrior” (“she’s...
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Review: Roulette Dirty South

Roulette Dirty South is the second installment in Courtney Trouble’s Roulette series, which consists of vignette-style films. Per its name,...
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Review: Hardcore Circus

A circus is a hard thing to pull off in a porno, which is why I was half-expecting the scenery...
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Review: Content

Writing this review feels like a bit of a sham. Eon McKai‘s Content is meant to speak for itself —...
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Pornfail: Popsicle “fun”

This one comes to us from the thoughtfully-titled Pound the Round 2. If you have sensitive teeth, click away now....
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Review: Cum On My Tattoo

Cum On My Tattoo has the base formula for what I find hot: sexy alternative girls with tattoos and real...
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Tristan Taormino lecturing at a university. Strangely, the room seems not to have exploded the moment she opened her mouth?
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Tristan Taormino and the hypocrisy of OSU

Yesterday I woke up to a very sad press release in my inbox. It announced that Tristan Taormino, sex educator...
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Jack-off Journal #12

October 1st, 2010 WHY WHY WHY WHY: WHY WHY WHY WHY. November 13th, 2010 I took a break from playing...
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