Sep 242017

Fun Factory Fun Cups menstrual cups

FUN FACTORY IS MAKING MENSTRUAL CUPS. YES, THIS DESERVES ALL CAPS. They’re called the Fun Cups. I have used them for many a period now and they have been a worthy addition to my bleedin’ life. [Edit: review here!]

Jimmyjane Love Pods: Halo, Coral, and Om

Jimmyjane’s latest vibrators are called Love Pods: Halo, Coral, and Om. Halo claims to have “revolutionary cyclonic vibrations.” Am I excited to eviscerate these toys? Absolutely. Do I care that that sounds petty as fuck? Nope. Hating on Jimmyjane is one of the simple pleasures of my life.

For the first time in years, Je Joue has new stuff. Nothing flashy, just some basic rechargeable bullets, but you know, I’ll take basic over false claims of innovation… [loud exaggerated cough]

We-Vibe Bloom and Jive

Meanwhile, We-Vibe just won’t stop releasing new things! I am not complaining! Their newest toys are the Bloom, a vibrating kegel exerciser, and Jive, a wearable vibe. All their new products are app-responsive these days, which raises the question: when will we get an updated Touch and Tango? Plz?

Good Vibes purchased Babeland and I’m not sure how to feel about it. Lubricant company Wet is sponsoring James Deen and I know just how to feel: enraged.

Lovehoney Broad City collection

Lovehoney has a new Broad City collection, and like their tokidoki line, it’s really colorful and fun. Yeah, they’re just re-branded toys, but that stripey butt plug is adorable and I’m even into the mint-colored lipstick vibe.

Hot Octopuss is delving into clitoral toys with the Queen Bee, and OhMiBod’s Club Vibe — which vibrates in response to music and ambient sound — now comes in an anal version.

bVibe Snug Plugs

Do weighted butt plugs sound appealing to you? bVibe’s new Snug Plugs are silicone-coated and come in various sizes. I’d still lean toward the Pure Plugs myself, but I’m old school…

  • Rin

    I am… CONFUSED by the shape of that Love Pod Halo. Just… whaaaat??

  • Yuuuuuuuup

  • Charlotte Willis

    I really hope the Fun Factory menstrual cups are good, they look really comfy (vaginas have a curve, who knew?!)
    I’ve got a diva cup but the bumps on the inside just collect gunk like nobody’s business…

  • Victoria Zhong

    Though the little pods are probably terrible, they at least look discreet? I don’t understand what the first one is suppose to do though

    Those cups however are adorable.

  • Annieyikes

    The purple pod looks nice and has a really nice rumbly vibration. I could see putting it just at the opening of the vagina and maybe twisting it a bit to feel the ridges and rumbles. It’s also a good handheld size. I’m a fan.

    Ps. The halo is kinda dumb and Feels like it’s an inexperienced sex toy if that makes sense. It’s just all over the place and no place you need it to be at the same time. Haha

/* ]]> */