I suppose I have never divulged the fact that I really, really, really want to work at a sex shop....
Sex shop floors, once bustling with customers, have morphed into makeshift staging areas for packing online orders. The display dildos...
“Our remarks were appropriate.” —Email to me from Don Wands I knew this Don Wands fiasco was not over when I...
Why are sex games so bad? This is an eternal question I ask myself regularly. I have a whole label...
I’m a freak. The moment I heard that California Exotic Novelties launched a new website, I flew on over there....
While the rest of the world was chomping on chips and gluing their unblinking eyes to a TV on Superbowl...
Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a...
Good morning to me! Hello [my legal name], Please be advised we have disabled your contributor account at EdenFantasys.com This decision...
It’s all over the news right now that We-Vibe is settling a lawsuit over their app-enabled vibrators, and naturally, everyone wants...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
Topco has released a Sarah Palin sex doll. When I saw it, my first reaction was to laugh excitedly. Then...
Want a fantastical dildo in the shape of a unicorn horn or tentacle? This is your last chance. [Edit, years later:...
EdenFantasys is a huge presence in the world of online sex shops. But ubiquity does not equal goodness, and behind...
I HATE WRITING POSTS LIKE THIS, but you guys deserve to know before it’s too late. These beauties from Vixen...
I suspected it was coming when I saw the Jollies toys disappearing from the stores. Everything becoming out of stock....
Some time has passed since the bulk of the hoopla with Don Wands/Glow Industries — remember the weekend of questionable...
