...depression thinking about the election and what the outcome could mean for us, so I try to keep my thoughts on meaningless things, like the upcoming Who’s Nailin’ Paylin porn extravaganza from Hustler (Jada Fire as Condoleezza? Psh, Jada’s much hotter) and this glorious news reel from The Onion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPTB7-ecDC8...
Fun Factory has been a trailblazer in the sex toy industry since their inception. They utilized silicone from the get-go,...
Want a fantastical dildo in the shape of a unicorn horn or tentacle? This is your last chance. [Edit, years later:...
There comes a time in every website’s life when it starts to outgrow itself. It becomes clunky, out-dated, technologically subpar....
I HATE WRITING POSTS LIKE THIS, but you guys deserve to know before it’s too late. These beauties from Vixen...
I mourned the death of sex toy company Jollies half a year ago, but it looks like we all might...
“Our remarks were appropriate.” —Email to me from Don Wands I knew this Don Wands fiasco was not over when I...
It’s all over the news right now that We-Vibe is settling a lawsuit over their app-enabled vibrators, and naturally, everyone wants...
...there is a member of our community, Epiphora, that is having an adverse effect on the positive culture at EF — we get continuous complaints about her drama, rudeness, and overall negativity. Today we collectively decided to ban her from the community. The decision is final and supported by the...
I suppose I have never divulged the fact that I really, really, really want to work at a sex shop....
While the rest of the world was chomping on chips and gluing their unblinking eyes to a TV on Superbowl...
In 2007 when I started reviewing sex toys, I knew nothing about them. Oh, I knew that jelly was bad in theory,...
Topco has released a Sarah Palin sex doll. When I saw it, my first reaction was to laugh excitedly. Then...
Sex shop floors, once bustling with customers, have morphed into makeshift staging areas for packing online orders. The display dildos...
Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a...
...into the background if not for Don’s comment. In trying desperately to publicly defend a product that one reviewer found lackluster, he has only made his company look defensive and stubborn. As Carrie Ann put it in the comments section, “[Don] could have made a good impression for the company...