Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of... Keep Reading
When I saw the Fun Factory Boosty for the first time, I murmured, “I need it in my soul.” 80% of... Keep Reading
These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel... Keep Reading
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a... Keep Reading
Nobody wants to know how the njoy Fun Wand is. Everyone just wants to know how the Fun Wand compares to... Keep Reading
I don’t know how to say this in a way that is pleasant, but that’s okay — I’ve never really... Keep Reading
My first wooden dildo was the NobEssence Linger, a meager yet bulbous little thing with a finger hole. The NobEssence Allure is... Keep Reading
My standards for the Toyfriends were laughably low. I reviewed their predecessors, the Ticklers, and was astonished by with their... Keep Reading
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things... Keep Reading
I’ve been reviewing sex toys for over two years now, so it’s high time I tried some mothafuggin’ anal beads.... Keep Reading
Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body. But it’s... Keep Reading
A while back, I wrote up a post entitled “Cal Exotic inches toward integrity,” which detailed the new and hilariously... Keep Reading
Tantus has long been known for its amazing pure silicone toys, but their new Alumina line of aluminum dildos is... Keep Reading
While I do own quite a few glass dildos at this juncture, I don’t have any that look quite like... Keep Reading
On my quest to become a sex toy connoisseur, I am determined to try every phthalate-free material on the market.... Keep Reading
Before this dildo, I’d never owned anything from Don Wands. But I know their company name, because they are makers... Keep Reading
