Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of...
When I saw the Fun Factory Boosty for the first time, I murmured, “I need it in my soul.” 80% of...
These glass dildos from Joyful Pleasure presented me with a few obstacles. See, I have this thing with insertable objects where I feel...
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
Nobody wants to know how the njoy Fun Wand is. Everyone just wants to know how the Fun Wand compares to...
I don’t know how to say this in a way that is pleasant, but that’s okay — I’ve never really...
My first wooden dildo was the NobEssence Linger, a meager yet bulbous little thing with a finger hole. The NobEssence Allure is...
My standards for the Toyfriends were laughably low. I reviewed their predecessors, the Ticklers, and was astonished by with their...
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things...
I’ve been reviewing sex toys for over two years now, so it’s high time I tried some mothafuggin’ anal beads....
Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body. But it’s...
A while back, I wrote up a post entitled “Cal Exotic inches toward integrity,” which detailed the new and hilariously...
Tantus has long been known for its amazing pure silicone toys, but their new Alumina line of aluminum dildos is...
While I do own quite a few glass dildos at this juncture, I don’t have any that look quite like...
...slightly shiny. I do have some gripes, though: there is a visible seam running down the middle of the toy, and several imperfections in the wood (a small rough patch, an odd circle interrupting the clean lines on the handle). Basically, it is not perfect, and I only point this...
Before this dildo, I’d never owned anything from Don Wands. But I know their company name, because they are makers...
