I never thought of masturbation as “elegant,” nor have I ever described it as an “endeavor.” Perhaps if my experience with...
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
The story of the Icicles No. 8 begins with my Gold Ribbed Love Wand — or, as I fondly call...
After a while, all my reviews of glass toys are going to sound the same. “It’s great! A bit pricey,...
It’s tiny! A year ago, my vagina would’ve rejoiced in the size of this dildo. But now, I see a...
Before this dildo, I’d never owned anything from Don Wands. But I know their company name, because they are makers...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
While I do own quite a few glass dildos at this juncture, I don’t have any that look quite like...
I know, I know, I know. I’m reviewing another glass dildo. What can I say? I just keep finding interesting...
I’ve finally become jaded. After a plethora of impressive glass toys, my standards for glass have been raised quite a...
Tantus has long been known for its amazing pure silicone toys, but their new Alumina line of aluminum dildos is...
I’m not the ideal candidate for a double-ended dildo, mainly because my boyfriend is not ready for penetration in the...
The Luxotiq Athena is a gorgeous and elegant double-ended dildo, with two different-sized ends. Both ends double as insertable and as...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body. But it’s...
I’ve been dreading writing this review. I’ve been putting it off. I’ve been typing and deleting, trying to form sentences...