Nobody wants to know how the njoy Fun Wand is. Everyone just wants to know how the Fun Wand compares to...
I know, I know, I know. I’m reviewing another glass dildo. What can I say? I just keep finding interesting...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
I’ve been dreading writing this review. I’ve been putting it off. I’ve been typing and deleting, trying to form sentences...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an...
The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal about things. Always an ominous sign. Since it’s...
I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy...
It’s tiny! A year ago, my vagina would’ve rejoiced in the size of this dildo. But now, I see a...
The Luxotiq Athena is a gorgeous and elegant double-ended dildo, with two different-sized ends. Both ends double as insertable and as...
After a while, all my reviews of glass toys are going to sound the same. “It’s great! A bit pricey,...
The story of the Icicles No. 8 begins with my Gold Ribbed Love Wand — or, as I fondly call...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
I never thought of masturbation as “elegant,” nor have I ever described it as an “endeavor.” Perhaps if my experience with...
Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body. But it’s...
