The Luxotiq Isis is a bit of a goody-goody. It’s sugary pink in color, with smooth, clean, harmless lines. It...
The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal about things. Always an ominous sign. Since it’s...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy...
Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body. But it’s...
The Luxotiq Athena is a gorgeous and elegant double-ended dildo, with two different-sized ends. Both ends double as insertable and as...
This vibrator is not purple. It is fuchsia. Let it be known. Despite every product photo ever depicting it as a...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
It’s tiny! A year ago, my vagina would’ve rejoiced in the size of this dildo. But now, I see a...
I never thought of masturbation as “elegant,” nor have I ever described it as an “endeavor.” Perhaps if my experience with...
I’ve finally become jaded. After a plethora of impressive glass toys, my standards for glass have been raised quite a...
While I do own quite a few glass dildos at this juncture, I don’t have any that look quite like...
Um… Er… How is this even… Why…? So you can express your racial preference… with a friend? No more arguing...
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Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...