I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy...
My first wooden dildo was the NobEssence Linger, a meager yet bulbous little thing with a finger hole. The NobEssence Allure is...
After a while, all my reviews of glass toys are going to sound the same. “It’s great! A bit pricey,...
The Luxotiq Isis is a bit of a goody-goody. It’s sugary pink in color, with smooth, clean, harmless lines. It...
The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal about things. Always an ominous sign. Since it’s...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
I know, I know, I know. I’m reviewing another glass dildo. What can I say? I just keep finding interesting...
I never thought of masturbation as “elegant,” nor have I ever described it as an “endeavor.” Perhaps if my experience with...
The Number 23 is not, as you might think, a psychological thriller starring Jim Carrey, but instead a wooden dildo made by...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body. But it’s...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
Nobody wants to know how the njoy Fun Wand is. Everyone just wants to know how the Fun Wand compares to...
It’s tiny! A year ago, my vagina would’ve rejoiced in the size of this dildo. But now, I see a...