Before this dildo, I’d never owned anything from Don Wands. But I know their company name, because they are makers...
The Luxotiq Isis is a bit of a goody-goody. It’s sugary pink in color, with smooth, clean, harmless lines. It...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
I know, I know, I know. I’m reviewing another glass dildo. What can I say? I just keep finding interesting...
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
While I do own quite a few glass dildos at this juncture, I don’t have any that look quite like...
I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy...
Um… Er… How is this even… Why…? So you can express your racial preference… with a friend? No more arguing...
I never thought of masturbation as “elegant,” nor have I ever described it as an “endeavor.” Perhaps if my experience with...
I’m not the ideal candidate for a double-ended dildo, mainly because my boyfriend is not ready for penetration in the...
My first wooden dildo was the NobEssence Linger, a meager yet bulbous little thing with a finger hole. The NobEssence Allure is...
The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal about things. Always an ominous sign. Since it’s...
The Luxotiq Athena is a gorgeous and elegant double-ended dildo, with two different-sized ends. Both ends double as insertable and as...
Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body. But it’s...
