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Tantus has long been known for its amazing pure silicone toys, but their new Alumina line of aluminum dildos is...
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
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Before this dildo, I’d never owned anything from Don Wands. But I know their company name, because they are makers...
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The Number 23 is not, as you might think, a psychological thriller starring Jim Carrey, but instead a wooden dildo made by...
I’m not the ideal candidate for a double-ended dildo, mainly because my boyfriend is not ready for penetration in the...
This vibrator is not purple. It is fuchsia. Let it be known. Despite every product photo ever depicting it as a...
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You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an...
