I’m not the ideal candidate for a double-ended dildo, mainly because my boyfriend is not ready for penetration in the...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
My first wooden dildo was the NobEssence Linger, a meager yet bulbous little thing with a finger hole. The NobEssence Allure is...
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
It’s tiny! A year ago, my vagina would’ve rejoiced in the size of this dildo. But now, I see a...
I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an...
The Number 23 is not, as you might think, a psychological thriller starring Jim Carrey, but instead a wooden dildo made by...
Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body. But it’s...
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
I’ve been dreading writing this review. I’ve been putting it off. I’ve been typing and deleting, trying to form sentences...
I’ve finally become jaded. After a plethora of impressive glass toys, my standards for glass have been raised quite a...
I never thought of masturbation as “elegant,” nor have I ever described it as an “endeavor.” Perhaps if my experience with...
