When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
Here is who I am: I got very excited when I received a 2GB jumpdrive as a gift. I anxiously...
It’s not every day you receive a postcard along with a sex toy. Along with a packet of materials explaining...
I know packaging doesn’t matter, but sometimes I just can’t ignore the hilarity of it. Check out this piece of...
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
The Crystal Candy G-Licious came in a transparent plastic box that looked like it belonged in the little girls’ aisle...
I never thought of masturbation as “elegant,” nor have I ever described it as an “endeavor.” Perhaps if my experience with...
I am ever on the lookout for any toy that resembles the love of my life, the Xtreme Pack G-spot...
The Bswish Bcurious, which is quite humorously one letter away from being called the “Bicurious,” joins a small, tight-knit family...
Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,...
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things...
I knew the OhMiBod was a shoddy piece of crap from the get-go. I just didn’t have quite enough justification...
A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at...
Dude, man, guys, shit, dawg. Everyone loves the We-Vibe Tango. I’m totally late to the party. Then again, I was...
The Impulse Fantasy Kit was supposed to be the answer to my need for more power than the Xtreme Pack...
I stumbled upon the Turbo Glider whilst on the hunt for an inexpensive vibe that wouldn’t fall apart or die...