I received the Luna Beads on a day near the end of the semester, a very cold day during which...
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things...
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,...
I’ve been curious for a while now about the Xtreme Kit. I am unabashed in my creepy allegiance to the...
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I never thought of masturbation as “elegant,” nor have I ever described it as an “endeavor.” Perhaps if my experience with...
It’s okay. You can be wary of the Bswish Bnaughty Unleashed. I was too. And sadly, having tried it now,...
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
The Bswish Bcurious, which is quite humorously one letter away from being called the “Bicurious,” joins a small, tight-knit family...
The Lady Calston Y-Bullet is a HIGH-TECH device. It plugs into your USB PORT. It runs off PURE USB ADRENALINE. Its...
My rollercoaster ride with the OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls began one fateful afternoon in August. Days before, I’d sweated my ass off...
The Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System, made by the Sinclair Institute, is all about pomp and bravado. It has a...
There’s only so much you can say about a $20 plastic vibrator, and so I won’t say much. The Waterproof...
The Crystal Candy G-Licious came in a transparent plastic box that looked like it belonged in the little girls’ aisle...
The LELO Mia and I go way back. Almost to the beginning of this blog. A lot of things have...