Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
What is life if not a series of attempts at proving arrogant men wrong? I never wanted to have to...
I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck —...
Screaming O is not a high-end sex toy company, or at least they didn’t used to be. They’re more known...
I’ve been curious for a while now about the Xtreme Kit. I am unabashed in my creepy allegiance to the...
My rollercoaster ride with the OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls began one fateful afternoon in August. Days before, I’d sweated my ass off...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
This is one case in which I will permit the use of the word “Xtreme.” Why? Because it actually describes...
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
The Lady Calston Y-Bullet is a HIGH-TECH device. It plugs into your USB PORT. It runs off PURE USB ADRENALINE. Its...
I like adorable names. Short, pithy names that aren’t “So-and-So Pornstar’s Pleasure Stick,” etc. I like velvety plastic. It’s soft...
There are a lot of vibrators in the world, but few that charge via USB. That’s why I wanted the...
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
It’s been a little while since I crowned the Fairy Mini Mini better than the Hitachi in almost every way,...
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