Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
Oh, Fun Factory. You poor things. Do you not realize what the word “bouncer” insinuates here in America? That’s the guy...
I can’t prove it — unless Google Talk instant message logs count as evidence — but I had this idea...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean....
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
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I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
