The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
The Royal Wizard from California Exotic Novelties has an intriguing shape and an interesting texture; it has a slightly curved head...
What is life if not a series of attempts at proving arrogant men wrong? I never wanted to have to...
I can’t prove it — unless Google Talk instant message logs count as evidence — but I had this idea...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
There’s no denying the cute factor of the Fun Factory Sally Seal. While some people may think animal shaped vibes...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
The first thing you should know about the Jollies / LuzArte Luna is that it is large: 6″ long and...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it...
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
