Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
The Je Joue SaSi is a few years old now, but it’s still often touted as one of the most...
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There’s no denying the cute factor of the Fun Factory Sally Seal. While some people may think animal shaped vibes...
