Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s...
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
I can’t prove it — unless Google Talk instant message logs count as evidence — but I had this idea...
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...
I like thrusting, if you haven’t noticed, so I am drawn to this new majig from Fun Factory. The Stronic Eins, or...
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
The first thing you should know about the Jollies / LuzArte Luna is that it is large: 6″ long and...
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
What is life if not a series of attempts at proving arrogant men wrong? I never wanted to have to...
