The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean....
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
I can’t prove it — unless Google Talk instant message logs count as evidence — but I had this idea...
Oh, Fun Factory. You poor things. Do you not realize what the word “bouncer” insinuates here in America? That’s the guy...
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
What is life if not a series of attempts at proving arrogant men wrong? I never wanted to have to...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
Whip out your genitals and prepare to get huge, y’all, because we’re doing something different today. It’s a video review!...
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
