I like thrusting, if you haven’t noticed, so I am drawn to this new majig from Fun Factory. The Stronic Eins, or...
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
The Vibratex Tulip is really bizarre. It looks like a rocket ship puking a flower, like some combination of a character...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
So I have this in my possession: And yes, that is exactly what it does. It swivels and swivels and...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that...
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Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
No matter what I say in the rest of this review, the fact will always remain: the Fun Factory Stronics make...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...