...I dare you. I have a snazzy (unnecessary?) contact form on my about page. People who comment on my entries have more options, such as Twitter-like @replies and comment subscription via email. Also, if you don’t already have a Gravatar, I suggest you go get one. Then you will have...
Me holding a copy of Best Sex Writing of the Year, Vol. 1
...sterile ones like “marital aid” should be thrown out in favor of the classic “sex toys.” I do not believe that, as Shakespeare famously wrote, a sex toy by any other name would feel as good. Call something a “dong” and nobody will want to put that inside themselves. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb6xznqQD-s Here’s...