...I dare you. I have a snazzy (unnecessary?) contact form on my about page. People who comment on my entries have more options, such as Twitter-like @replies and comment subscription via email. Also, if you don’t already have a Gravatar, I suggest you go get one. Then you will have...
This festive clip is the best 28 seconds of video majesty I’ve seen in quite a while: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwX5dMhtS2Y I mean, does it get any better? Pugs and Fleshlights — in ONE VIDEO. I love it. My sex-toy-obsessed heart swells. In case you are scarred, though, here is a video of...