Outside the theater, most people are hipsters. Most people are smoking. But the people that stand out are the ones...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
Me + Sandra from SheVibe + a hotel room with vulvaesque wallpaper + a phone camera + wine = this...
...with a bag of peas for her crotch. Each of us reports our favorite setting on the Sybian — or as Kynan calls them, our “sleep numbers”: https://twitter.com/ArchVixen/status/416821347738599424 Yes, we get naked, but that’s only because we Skype Lorax in from their atomic green bathtub, drinking an entire bottle of...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
Fun Factory has been a trailblazer in the sex toy industry since their inception. They utilized silicone from the get-go,...
Kynan greets me at the airport with a bouquet of hand-drawn sex toys. Eleven toys, all of them my favorites,...
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
You know, I didn’t expect to make friends doing this. When I started this blog in fall of 2007, I...
IT’S ALREADY OVER. Who’s surprised, though, really? Catalyst was bound to go by in the blink of an eye. Even...
The line between friend and sexual partner became blurred, and yet both were able to coexist in my mind. When...
It began in the airport, with my iced coffee in tow, and two war vets grumbling to each other about...
It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other. The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...
We shivered in our seductive outfits. It was October, two days before my birthday, in a damp backyard. Party attendees...
