Everyone knows regulation in the sex toy industry is practically nonexistent, right? We all accept that as fact. We have...
“Our remarks were appropriate.” —Email to me from Don Wands I knew this Don Wands fiasco was not over when I...
I’m a freak. The moment I heard that California Exotic Novelties launched a new website, I flew on over there....
Okay, so, Topco has this new toy line entitled Fucked, and… I’m don’t even know what to think about it....
I suppose I have never divulged the fact that I really, really, really want to work at a sex shop....
Good morning to me! Hello [my legal name], Please be advised we have disabled your contributor account at EdenFantasys.com This decision...
Want a fantastical dildo in the shape of a unicorn horn or tentacle? This is your last chance. [Edit, years later:...
There’s a glimmer of recognition that crosses someone’s face when I ask, “have you ever encountered a sex toy that...
I’m normally not big on politics, but this election year has been very exciting to follow. The debates, especially, have...
Sex shop floors, once bustling with customers, have morphed into makeshift staging areas for packing online orders. The display dildos...
Why are sex games so bad? This is an eternal question I ask myself regularly. I have a whole label...
Everything’s temporary if you give it enough time. Jewel Last week, I learned that Fucking Sculptures is closing up shop....
Tonight I came across a link to a Gizmodo post called “I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight...
It’s all over the news right now that We-Vibe is settling a lawsuit over their app-enabled vibrators, and naturally, everyone wants...
Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a...
When I write a negative review of a toy, I don’t expect to ever hear from the company that produced...