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Sleeves, cock rings, and vibrating things! Usually tested by my partner.

New York Toy Collective Jack 2-in-1 FTM stroker & packer
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Guest Review: Jack stroker & packer

I squealed when I first heard about the New York Toy Collective Jack. Billed as a 2-in-1 packer and stroker,...
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Bro Sleeve (Doc Johnson Helping Head masturbation sleeve) on fuzzy red and orange carpet.
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Guest Review: Bro Sleeve (Good Head Helping Head sleeve)

As exciting as my vagina is to you people, I know it’s not the be-all-end-all of genitals. There are certain...
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Fleshlight Flight with a fake Australian passport, because why not. It wants to travel.
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Review: Flight

It is now quite nearly a fact: my boyfriend likes his Fleshlights plain. His first Fleshlight remains his unbeatable favorite because the...
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Review: Grip

Since falling for the Fleshlight, my boyfriend has had a distinct distaste for strokers that feel — as he puts it...
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Review: Tera Patrick Fleshlight (Twista)

My boyfriend is afraid of fake vaginas, but I forced him to make an exception for the Tera Patrick Fleshlight....
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Review: Stroker

I had a lot of hope for the Tantus Stroker. It’s one of the only 100% silicone masturbation sleeves in existence, made...
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Review: Monkey Spanker

The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...
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Review: Maven masturbation sleeve

My boyfriend is very, very attached to his hand. He has perfected his method of masturbation: five minutes or so,...
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Fun Factory Volta rechargeable vibrator hanging out in a glass bowl of sea glass.
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Review: Volta

I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
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Fleshlight Vibro sleeve out of its case, showing the bullet vibrators nestled into pockets of the sleeve.
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Review: Fleshlight Vibro

I can’t get this website out of my head when I think about the Fleshlight Vibro. Granted, who hasn’t taken the...
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Review: Spider

It’s been a long-ass time since my boyfriend was interested in a new toy for himself. But when he saw...
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Review: Succu Dry Fleshlight

Ever since the line of Sex in a Can Fleshlights came out, I’ve wanted to snag one for my boyfriend....
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The shoe method of using a Fleshlight, tucked into the end.
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Review: Fleshlight

My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”,...
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Pop Shot: Minerva

The grapevine says that the Minerva cock ring by California Exotic is a pretty good cock ring. The grapevine is...
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LELO Bo cock ring
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Review: Bo

Sheets of rain were coming down outside. It was about 7:30 p.m., completely dark, and I assumed it was too...
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Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.

Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

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Me in a motel in 2002, on the bed writing in my journal.

Becoming a real writer

September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

The LELO Ella, a white dildo with a flat tip, lying on a dark blue sheet. It is slightly wet.

Review: Ella, and my first ejaculation

Vintage vibrators: the Polar Cub Electric Vibrator (top), Oster Massagett, and Vanguard Vibro-Massager.

Review: Vintage vibrators

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