I just discovered the existence of Bo, a new cock ring from LELO. Get this: it’s rechargeable! Has any company...
Who needs lube when you have a video of Steven St. Croix fucking the unbelievably hot Roxy Deville? Not me!...
Topco has released a Sarah Palin sex doll. When I saw it, my first reaction was to laugh excitedly. Then...
My apologies to the 3 awesome people who have subscribed to my feed already, but I wanted to do a...
I’m normally not big on politics, but this election year has been very exciting to follow. The debates, especially, have...
With a 30% off coupon, I have bought my very first 100% silicone watch-battery-using dildo. It is, fittingly, named Goddess....
These three items are on their way to me right now, and boy do I have some confusions about them!...
I never thought I would become a “sex blogger.” Mainly because I don’t write very much erotica, and I somehow...
Time for a fact check. Illusion? No, I don’t think I was imagining that thing buzzing manically in my vagina....
The Crystal Candy G-Licious came in a transparent plastic box that looked like it belonged in the little girls’ aisle...
Take just a moment to ogle the photographs of the Phallix Twisted Lattachino Love Wand, and you will quickly see...
I like adorable names. Short, pithy names that aren’t “So-and-So Pornstar’s Pleasure Stick,” etc. I like velvety plastic. It’s soft...
I confess, I used to store my toys in a cardboard box. This was back when I only had a...
The story of the Icicles No. 8 begins with my Gold Ribbed Love Wand — or, as I fondly call...
I know packaging doesn’t matter, but sometimes I just can’t ignore the hilarity of it. Check out this piece of...
First things first: this thing is unabashedly pink. No, not hot pink or magenta — I’m talking cutesy, baby shower...
