Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
Let’s get one thing out of the way: I don’t like chocolate all that much. In small doses or in...
This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable. A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This...
When asking me to review the iVibe Massager iPhone app, the developer freely admitted to me — and I quote —...
I can see through you, and I don’t like what I see. You email me under the guise of caring....
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
Why are sex games so bad? This is an eternal question I ask myself regularly. I have a whole label...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
A while back, I heard rumblings of some misogynistic fool named Jack Hutson emailing bloggers about his $47 blowjob ebook....
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
I hate pink. Always have. Based on pure shudder-factor, my aversion to pink ranks somewhere below my trypophobia but above my distaste...
What is life if not a series of attempts at proving arrogant men wrong? I never wanted to have to...
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Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina...
