This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable. A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This...
I hate pink. Always have. Based on pure shudder-factor, my aversion to pink ranks somewhere below my trypophobia but above my distaste...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
A while back, I heard rumblings of some misogynistic fool named Jack Hutson emailing bloggers about his $47 blowjob ebook....
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
I can see through you, and I don’t like what I see. You email me under the guise of caring....
Whatever could be so offensive about vibrators that look this boring? FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — BlissMe founder Daniel Mederos says...
Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina...
We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces...
When asking me to review the iVibe Massager iPhone app, the developer freely admitted to me — and I quote —...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
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Let’s get one thing out of the way: I don’t like chocolate all that much. In small doses or in...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
