When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces...
A while back, I heard rumblings of some misogynistic fool named Jack Hutson emailing bloggers about his $47 blowjob ebook....
I can see through you, and I don’t like what I see. You email me under the guise of caring....
I was recently watching a video about the hymen made by Kara Sutra, in which she recommended HealthyStrokes.com for its...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
Let’s get one thing out of the way: I don’t like chocolate all that much. In small doses or in...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
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Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina...
This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable. A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
Why are sex games so bad? This is an eternal question I ask myself regularly. I have a whole label...
When asking me to review the iVibe Massager iPhone app, the developer freely admitted to me — and I quote —...
