I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...
A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at...
The grapevine says that the Minerva cock ring by California Exotic is a pretty good cock ring. The grapevine is...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal about things. Always an ominous sign. Since it’s...
Just as I am not a lube connoisseur, I am also not a condom connoisseur. I haven’t tried a ton...
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after...