When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
Once upon a time, sex toys were either pink, purple, or a hideous shade of beige I’ve heard described as...
My fanaticism for menstrual cups borders on religious. I’ve been using them almost exclusively for about 4 years now, and...
There’s a glimmer of recognition that crosses someone’s face when I ask, “have you ever encountered a sex toy that...
Screaming O is not a high-end sex toy company, or at least they didn’t used to be. They’re more known...
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe....
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the...
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
The Diva Cup is the greatest thing I’ve put in my vagina that has not resulted in orgasm. Whenever I use...
Dude, man, guys, shit, dawg. Everyone loves the We-Vibe Tango. I’m totally late to the party. Then again, I was...
Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple testing sessions before I get a handle on...
It’s hard to describe Liberator shapes to people. The word “shape” doesn’t exactly evoke much, so sometimes you have to resort...
The Liberator Décor Fascinator Throw is my third Liberator Throw. That tells you a lot, right there. I now have...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...















