I didn’t get very many entries for my first swag contest, but two of them made me giggle the most....
A month ago, I began a very hardcore contest called What would you do for a Pure Wand?. I decided...
Ten inches of stainless steel. Two spheres of extreme G-spot stimulation. One and a half pounds. The sex toy, the...
Recently, somebody pointed out to me just how far my giveaways have come. An old giveaway from the early days...
ALRIGHT PEOPLE. On Wednesday, I gave a sickeningly glowing endorsement to a $200 sex toy, and my reviewer’s guilt is setting...
So, I don’t really do Valentine’s Day. In fact, the Valentine’s Day aisle at the store makes me kinda sick...
It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look...
Ahhh, the end of my blogiversary blowout! I am excited to announce the seven lucky winners. First I chose my...
Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,...
My contest for two glorious glass dildos from RubyGlass21 has come to a close, and I was delighted with the...
Aidyn! Thank you all for entertaining me for hours with your ideas for what you’d put in a custom dildo....
Hey, friend, how’s your G-spot doing lately? Still real, despite what the media says? Perhaps feeling a bit drab, a little...
October is the month when the leaves start turning, my sweaters finally get put to good use, and I celebrate...
Tomorrow marks the one-year anniversary of this here blog, so of course, I wanted to give out some presents! I...
It’s my 15th blogging anniversary! Let me whisk you away to Orgasm Island, the only resort in the world that...
It’s a tickle extravaganza! The folks at Tickle are letting me give away a Tickler! Ticklers are adorable little silicone...