I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,...
Jopen
Jopen is the higher-end arm of cheap and huge sex toy manufacturer California Exotic Novelties. I’m conflicted about them, because they created the mistake that is the Intensity but also the glory that is the Comet G Wand. Their lines have silly names like Key, Pave, and Callie.
I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a...
Oh hey, remember 2014? It was the year I was a guest on Sex Out Loud Radio, I taught a...
Bloggers created a wave of hysteria following the release of the Jopen Key Comet G Wand. “It effortlessly strokes the...
The BIG! NEWS! of the moment is LELO’s latest product, the Ora. It’s basically a re-imagined SaSi, which I gotta...
2013 was a good year. I attended CatalystCon East AND CatalystCon West (even doing a panel), hit 500 posts, became a superhero, conducted my most elaborate April Fool’s...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased,...
The PVC James Deen dildo was found to be 61% phthalates. Doc Johnson responded with some jibberish. ANME happened and...
Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to seep into the consciousness of my readers. Especially...
Tenga is breaking out of the masturbation sleeve box they’ve created for themselves, and are now making rechargeable vibrators. I...
It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I...
It’s always a good day when Jimmyjane comes out with something new. And by “good day,” I mean “giggle fest.”...
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me...
It looks like Papaya Toys is finally releasing the Ice, a silicone dildo with an acrylic jewel embedded in one...
Aneros announced the release of their “first female product,” Evi. Despite the problematic nature of that phrase, I still want...
