I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after... Keep Reading
Oh, Fun Factory. You poor things. Do you not realize what the word “bouncer” insinuates here in America? That’s the guy... Keep Reading
Recently my girlfriend admitted that, while fingering me, they wondered, is it possible to break someone’s fingers with a vagina?... Keep Reading
My rollercoaster ride with the OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls began one fateful afternoon in August. Days before, I’d sweated my ass off... Keep Reading
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO... Keep Reading
The stone egg of my dreams showed up at work the other day. I’ve been waiting patiently for it, ogling... Keep Reading
Everyone pause and bask in this moment. I have found a sex toy crowdfunding campaign that isn’t shitty. It’s a squeezable silicone... Keep Reading
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be... Keep Reading
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand... Keep Reading
This is so disappointing, you guys. And a sex toy reviewer’s nightmare. But I just cannot feel the LELO Luna Beads... Keep Reading
I’ll admit I scoffed at Real Housewife of Atlanta Kandi Burruss’ new line of sex toys, Bedroom Kandi. Look, I’m not into... Keep Reading
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used... Keep Reading
Je Joue, makers of the failtastic SaSi, attempt to make vag balls! In my head, that is the slogan for... Keep Reading
It was my glowing endorsement of the LELO Luna Beads that convinced Rachelle to get them. But beyond that, her job... Keep Reading
I received the Luna Beads on a day near the end of the semester, a very cold day during which... Keep Reading
