I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after...
Oh, Fun Factory. You poor things. Do you not realize what the word “bouncer” insinuates here in America? That’s the guy...
Recently my partner admitted that, while fingering me, he wondered, is it possible to break someone’s fingers with a vagina?...
My rollercoaster ride with the OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls began one fateful afternoon in August. Days before, I’d sweated my ass off...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
The stone egg of my dreams showed up at work the other day. I’ve been waiting patiently for it, ogling...
...it’s called the kGoal (get it? Sounds like “kegel”? If you pronounce “kegel” that way?). It charges via USB and wirelessly communicates with an app on your phone, which serves up your exercise history, suggested workouts, and “max squeeze.” I see a community scoreboard coming on. As added incentive, the kGoal’s...
Have you ever looked at a jump rope, bike lock, thighmaster, or lasso and thought, “oh hey, I bet that’d be...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
This is so disappointing, you guys. And a sex toy reviewer’s nightmare. But I just cannot feel the LELO Luna Beads...
I’ll admit I scoffed at Real Housewife of Atlanta Kandi Burruss’ new line of sex toys, Bedroom Kandi. Look, I’m not into...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
Je Joue, makers of the failtastic SaSi, attempt to make vag balls! In my head, that is the slogan for...
It was my glowing endorsement of the LELO Luna Beads that convinced Rachelle to get them. But beyond that, her job...
I received the Luna Beads on a day near the end of the semester, a very cold day during which...
