There’s only so much you can say about a $20 plastic vibrator, and so I won’t say much. The Waterproof...
I knew the OhMiBod was a shoddy piece of crap from the get-go. I just didn’t have quite enough justification...
It’s not every day you receive a postcard along with a sex toy. Along with a packet of materials explaining...
I’ve been curious for a while now about the Xtreme Kit. I am unabashed in my creepy allegiance to the...
I am ever on the lookout for any toy that resembles the love of my life, the Xtreme Pack G-spot...
I received the Luna Beads on a day near the end of the semester, a very cold day during which...
Here is who I am: I got very excited when I received a 2GB jumpdrive as a gift. I anxiously...
When I saw this vibrator in its package for the first time, I gasped. It looked gargantuan. Huge. Dong-like. The...
Time for a fact check. Illusion? No, I don’t think I was imagining that thing buzzing manically in my vagina....
The Crystal Candy G-Licious came in a transparent plastic box that looked like it belonged in the little girls’ aisle...
I like adorable names. Short, pithy names that aren’t “So-and-So Pornstar’s Pleasure Stick,” etc. I like velvety plastic. It’s soft...
I know packaging doesn’t matter, but sometimes I just can’t ignore the hilarity of it. Check out this piece of...
A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at...
Last fall, I had an aggravating experience with my bank. When I arrived back home and couldn’t shake my bad...
This is one case in which I will permit the use of the word “Xtreme.” Why? Because it actually describes...
I stumbled upon the Turbo Glider whilst on the hunt for an inexpensive vibe that wouldn’t fall apart or die...
