The year is 2013 AD. Yet, eyes closed and knowing nothing, I could swear that the Lovehoney Flash is a tiny gourd...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
When I saw this vibrator in its package for the first time, I gasped. It looked gargantuan. Huge. Dong-like. The...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
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Don’t ask me why I had to try a strap-on vibrator. I’m ashamed to admit that I ever thought it...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
When asking me to review the iVibe Massager iPhone app, the developer freely admitted to me — and I quote —...
The G-Spot Lollipop J-Pop begins with a mistake — by getting way too literal about things. Always an ominous sign. Since it’s...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....
The first thing you should know about the Jollies / LuzArte Luna is that it is large: 6″ long and...
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...