On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
I expect a lot from Sasha Grey. And I expected a lot from The Birthday Party, since it marks one...
Sometimes, even almighty sex toy reviewers make dumb mistakes. I made a huge one when I saw the Booty Parlor...
The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it...
I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic...
Just as I am not a lube connoisseur, I am also not a condom connoisseur. I haven’t tried a ton...
There’s a common piece of sex advice, an old sex educator adage usually aimed at people wanting to please vulvas:...
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
Tonight I came across a link to a Gizmodo post called “I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight...
Dear this spammy ad’s target audience: I don’t think getting ripped will be enough. Here’s a better idea… Have a...
Now that Hysteria’s come out, everyone has an opinion about vibrators. Many of which I ignore. But I had not...
In 2007 when I started reviewing sex toys, I knew nothing about them. Oh, I knew that jelly was bad in theory,...
I was recently watching a video about the hymen made by Kara Sutra, in which she recommended HealthyStrokes.com for its...
I hate pink. Always have. Based on pure shudder-factor, my aversion to pink ranks somewhere below my trypophobia but above my distaste...
BREAKING NEWS, everyone. LISTEN CLOSELY, especially if you are raising innocent little girls. I’ve just learned that James Deen, my/your favorite...
Revolutionary! Game-changing! The best! The first! The only! Companies have been wailing such nonsense since the beginning of time. Sex toy manufacturers...