It is no longer good enough for us to have sexcapades, folks — now we must sexpand our sexual horizons with... Keep Reading
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re... Keep Reading
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,... Keep Reading
My rollercoaster ride with the OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls began one fateful afternoon in August. Days before, I’d sweated my ass off... Keep Reading
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,... Keep Reading
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,... Keep Reading
Missionary Positions is a documentary from 2005 about a quaint pair of minister dudes, Craig and Mike, who had a... Keep Reading
Revolutionary! Game-changing! The best! The first! The only! Companies have been wailing such nonsense since the beginning of time. Sex toy manufacturers... Keep Reading
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an... Keep Reading
The first thing you should know about the Jollies / LuzArte Luna is that it is large: 6″ long and... Keep Reading
Just as I am not a lube connoisseur, I am also not a condom connoisseur. I haven’t tried a ton... Keep Reading
Facebook hates sex bloggers. This is well-established. They’ve disabled my account twice now. The first time, they told me I... Keep Reading
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future... Keep Reading
Don’t ask me why I had to try a strap-on vibrator. I’m ashamed to admit that I ever thought it... Keep Reading
We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces... Keep Reading
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on... Keep Reading
