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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

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    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

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    Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

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    Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

    A basket of fruit and vegetables (carrot, cucumber, yam, corn, bunch of bananas) in the grass, on top of a tea towel with the word "MASTURBATION" on it.

    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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All posts tagged “vibrators.” Usually, reviews of vibrators. So there’s a lot here, because my life has been dedicated to vibrators.

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We-Vibe Rave rechargeable app-compatible G-spot vibrator on a reflective table.
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Review: Rave

November 18, 2016
It was 10:15 am, just a bit before I needed to leave for work, when the We-Vibe Rave arrived in the...
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Review: Prism V

September 16, 2016
There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky...
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LELO Siri 2 vibrator on top of a bunch of sun-bleached rocks.
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Review: Siri 2

May 21, 2016
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
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Womanizer air flow / pressure wave suction vibrator, with its ridiculous fake jewel, on a very white bed.
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Review: Womanizer

December 14, 2015
Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
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L'Amourose Rosa and Rosa Rouge vibrators in a windowsill.
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Review: Rosa and Rosa Rouge

September 19, 2015
It’s not often that a new sex toy company comes out of the woodwork with a product that immediately garners critical acclaim...
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Minn kGoal kegel exerciser vibrator and my Android phone
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Review: kGoal

September 3, 2015
Recently my partner admitted that, while fingering me, he wondered, is it possible to break someone’s fingers with a vagina?...
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Hitachi Magic Wand Rechargeable vibrator on a zig-zag-patterned rainbow crocheted blanket.
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Review: (Hitachi) Magic Wand Rechargeable

May 26, 2015
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
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BlissMe vibrators: Mr. Cowboy, Mr. U.K., Mr. Right, Mr. Badboy, and Mr. C.E.O
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Um, No: BlissMe vibrators with… personalities

May 20, 2015
Whatever could be so offensive about vibrators that look this boring? FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — BlissMe founder Daniel Mederos says...
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Review: Afterglow

February 28, 2015
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
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LELO Mona Wave rechargeable G-spot vibrator on a rainy cement surface.
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Review: Mona Wave

January 26, 2015
The LELO Mona Wave feels like being fingered by someone who is absent-mindedly planning out the toppings on the pizza they’re...
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Minna Limon rechargeable vibrator chillin' in a snow bank.
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Review: Limon

January 20, 2015
I have now formed a conditioned response whenever I hover over a link and see the URL indiegogo.com. It’s a...
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Review: Ceres Lace

January 7, 2015
I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a...
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Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2014

December 30, 2014
Oh hey, remember 2014? It was the year I was a guest on Sex Out Loud Radio, I taught a...
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Black LELO Ora (original), blue LELO Ora 2 on a hardwood floor.
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Review: Ora 2

December 15, 2014
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
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LELO Hula Beads in the snow.
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Review: Hula Beads

November 19, 2014
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
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Lovehoney Sqweel Go oral sex toy in a tiny casserole dish
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Review: Sqweel Go

October 29, 2014
“IT’S SO GODDAMN CUTE,” I stammered upon opening the Lovehoney Sqweel Go. I actually cooed over it, like an idiot. I don’t normally care...
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