I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,...
I received the Luna Beads on a day near the end of the semester, a very cold day during which...
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand...
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I’m not surprised that my insanely extensive and enthusiastic review of the Eroscillator resulted in several of my readers lusting...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
There will be squirting, tons of it — onto faces, asses, assholes, sheets. There will be spitting, punching, smothering, choking....
