You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
I received the Luna Beads on a day near the end of the semester, a very cold day during which...
My history with butt plugs has not been especially eventful, nor has it been particularly blissful. My first plug was...
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
Accustomed as I am to receiving beautiful and high-quality sex toys in the mail, I usually do not feel my...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”,...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
In many ways, the glory of the Spareparts Hardwear Joque lies in what it is not. It’s not a re-hashing...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
There will be squirting, tons of it — onto faces, asses, assholes, sheets. There will be spitting, punching, smothering, choking....
I’m not surprised that my insanely extensive and enthusiastic review of the Eroscillator resulted in several of my readers lusting...
The Jollies / LuzArte Jollet: it looks so simple, but there is virtually no other dildo like it. And not just...
I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...