Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right....
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
My history with butt plugs has not been especially eventful, nor has it been particularly blissful. My first plug was...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
In many ways, the glory of the Spareparts Hardwear Joque lies in what it is not. It’s not a re-hashing...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,...
My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”,...
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
