For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
Accustomed as I am to receiving beautiful and high-quality sex toys in the mail, I usually do not feel my...
Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,...
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”,...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever putting a single one in my ass. Of...
There will be squirting, tons of it — onto faces, asses, assholes, sheets. There will be spitting, punching, smothering, choking....
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of...
The Jollies / LuzArte Jollet: it looks so simple, but there is virtually no other dildo like it. And not just...
I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
My history with butt plugs has not been especially eventful, nor has it been particularly blissful. My first plug was...
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
