I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”,...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right....
I’m not surprised that my insanely extensive and enthusiastic review of the Eroscillator resulted in several of my readers lusting...
Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of...
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
My history with butt plugs has not been especially eventful, nor has it been particularly blissful. My first plug was...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very...
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
In many ways, the glory of the Spareparts Hardwear Joque lies in what it is not. It’s not a re-hashing...
The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital...
