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Review: Zumio E

The pinpoint king is back in black, and orgasm-inducing as ever.

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The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s the third Zumio release, after the original Zumio X and follow-up Zumio S. Ooh, a word scramble! I know this one, I know this one!

The Zumio redefined pinpoint stimulation as we knew it, funneling every ounce of its power into a beaded tip the size of a decorative sprinkle. When you’re forced to land something in the exact right locale, you do so. Don’t know if your clit’s a righty or lefty? This vibrator will teach you, in seconds. It stimulates masterfully, sending pleasure far beyond the tiny dot of flesh it touches. Orgasms are sudden, shaking, inescapable. I never had a “not for the faint of clit” tag on my blog before now, and I’m not sure why, because the Zumio is a perfect example.

The Zumio X’s effectiveness is a bit of a mystery to me, honestly . . . It feels, almost, like my clit is vibrating of its own accord, like no toy’s involved at all. It’s really low-profile, taking up basically no vulvar real estate — particularly appreciated when I’m stuffing myself with large or unwieldy insertables. Very very little vibration is transferred to my hand in use, which is impressive considering how powerful this thing gets.

My review of the original Zumio X

Shockingly, the Zumio E is not named after me. No, the E stands for “elliptical,” as in “elliptical rotation,” supposedly setting it apart from the other Zumios and their (boring?) circular rotation. *whispers* those shapes aren’t that different, guys. Looking like some kinda gothic squiggle pen, the Zumio E may be the sleekest of the Zumios, though they all have pretty utilitarian energy. The Zumio E has essentially the same tip (SpiroTip™, if you ask the company) as the original, but flattened slightly.

No, the differences are not big. They never are. A new Zumio is like a new Taco Bell item: familiar. It hits the spot without deviating in any considerable way from past efforts. As long there’s beef, nacho cheese, and some sort of crunchy element, I’m sold.

Still, I’m frustrated by Zumio’s inability to accurately describe their product — calling its stem “flexible” (it’s not), deeming its motor “whisper quiet” (dude, stop), acting like the toy is psychic and “adjusts the intensity based on the pressure you apply” (any vibrator feels deeper if you grind it into your clit, which I very much do not enjoy doing with this pointy mofo, ouch). Also, for the eleventy millionteenth time, it doesn’t feel like a finger. It is a plastic whirring machine.

As one of those rare people who still care about the laws of language, I feel compelled to point this stuff out. How we describe things matters, because wide-eyed customers get caught up in it. I know everything’s about money money money, but man, sometimes I feel starved for some honesty. Zumio could take a hint from whoever named “The Best or at Least the Biggest Back Scratcher on the Planet.” Gotta respect a choice like that.

At $98, the Zumio costs a tad more than a beefy fritos burrito (RIP), so it’s important to recount the variations between the models. Personally, I don’t feel anyone needs to own more than one, and my unequivocal favorite is the Zumio X. Its tip wiggles the most, which I find particularly satisfying. There’s an immediacy and depth to the stimulation that seals the deal. However, it rattles more noisily than the others.

The Zumio E is zippy and powerful, but with less movement and less resonance. While the tip of the Zumio X feels like it’s ricocheting against my clit in the best way, the Zumio E feels comparatively stagnant. Its blunt, even more microscopic tip is a nuisance rather than an enhancement: I end up accidentally poking myself with it in use.

The Zumio S is the quietest, and its slightly larger tip feels the most comfortable against my clit. Its vibration is buzzier and faster, muffled a bit by an extra layer of plastic. The vibration quality is not as deep as I’d like, but I appreciate its gentleness relative to the jabbing edge of the Zumio E. That matters a lot in certain situations.

Enter the Labia Trick™.

The Labia Trick™ is the patented stimulation technique I developed while reviewing the original Zumio X:

One day I absent-mindedly pressed the toy’s tip against my outer labia, near my clit, and it was… kind of amazing? The fleshy buffer sent the vibrations reverberating throughout my vulva, a ripple effect of more expansive pleasure that still shook my clit enough to bring me to orgasm. This is a rarity indeed, as I almost never stray from direct clitoral stimulation, but it’s a technique I use regularly with the Zumio X and one that makes me feel nice and smug about stepping out of my clitoral comfort zone.

The Labia Trick™ is like accessing my clit from behind a cushy barrier — a good way of dispersing the vibration, and a welcome contrast from the intensity of direct clitoral contact. It feels wonderful for the rumbly vibrations to dance around my clit, not right upon it.

The Labia Trick™ can be done with other vibrators, too, but with the Zumio it’s a massive difference in sensation. Other toys, even relatively pinpoint ones like the Dame Kip and We-Vibe Tango, send vibrations through the vulva no matter what. The Zumio doesn’t — it’s so teeny tiny it focuses on the clit and clit alone. Until, of course, you deploy the Labia Trick™.

Yes, you have to pay me royalties every time you masturbate using this technique.

The Zumios all have one thing in common: they are seriously orgasm-inducing. Testing these, comparing them, was an absolute delight — but also a reviewing nightmare because they make me come so quickly and intensely. I’m talking moans that devolve into giddy chuckling. I learned long ago how to withstand multiple orgasms during the course of a masturbation session, and that skill has carried me far. I’d still like to rewrite Zumio’s marketing copy, but the pleasure their toys evoke makes me forget about advertising clichés and hyperbolic promises. It’s powerful shit.

Get the Zumio of your choice at SheVibe or direct from Zumio.


Win the Zumio of your choice!

The rad folks at Zumio want one of you to have the ZUMIO EXPERIENCE, so we’re giving away a Zumio to one lucky winner! The best part: this giveaway is open internationally! 18+ of course. You can gain entries the following ways:

Feel free to enter on whichever platforms you wish, or all of them to increase your chances. This giveaway ends in a week, so go enter now!

Winner will be chosen randomly on Thursday, August 6th and contacted via social media DM or comment reply. They will have 48 hours to respond.

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Comments

  1. Too many orgasms is definitely the best excuse.
    If I ever get to a financial place where I can spend ~100 on sex toys, I so want to try out one of these.

  2. Thanks for the review! I appreciate the comparison of the different models, because they all look so similar. It’s a super weird looking toy… Well I guess not compared to other things I’ve seen, lol.

  3. I wonder how well this toy would work for someone with a large external clitoris, since the point of contact is so narrow?

  4. Well, these toys do look fun! I would love to try the Labia Trick with one of them, and of course I would send you your royalties ;). As always, I appreciate your snark, candor, and descriptiveness. And I’m crossing my fingers on this contest for sure.

  5. I’m a massive creature of habit and rarely stray from my Magic Wand (actually won from a previous giveaway here!), but that big ol head can get cumbersome for sure. I’m curious whether something pinpoint like this might be more comfortable. Are the tips all just hard plastic though? I have a piercing and the rattling of hard-exterior vibrators against it gets obnoxious.

  6. Given sometimes I’m like “ah yes the magic wand top tier isn’t enough M O R E” I get the feeling that the X and the whole pinpoint stuff might work better for me. I’m delighted you’re running another giveaway, budgets and fancy buzzers don’t always mix!

  7. I absolutely LOVE pinpoint stim, and this has definitely helped solidify my choice in purchasing a Zumio in a few months. I have been in need of something a bit less bulky overall for combined play with insertables, so this might fit the bill.

  8. I really appreciate the time and effort you put in to comparing the three different models. I feel like maybe having all three of them now means you have a full Taco Bell Cravings Box.

  9. Definitely glad to have the comparison of the models. IDK if I need even one, but if I am gonna drop the money when I have other sure-fires it better be the best one!

  10. Too many orgasms is definitely the best excuse.
    If I ever get to a financial place where I can spend ~100 on sex toys, I so want to try out one of these.

  11. Thanks for writing the review! I have both the zumio x and s. I absolutely love both. With the X, I love that it is more powerful. With the S, I do like the flexibility. I think with the E version, the flat tip would be an interesting feel, even if the vibrations are just as intense and similar to the other ones. Never a bad thing to have orgasms in a different way.

  12. I recently started testosterone and, for the first time, have found myself actually using my vibrator on my clit. My clit simultaneously feels way more important to the quality of my orgasms, but also is sometimes frustratingly difficult to stimulate in a satisfying way. I’ve honestly been thinking that maybe I need to try a more focused approach than what used to work for me, and a Zumio would certainly be that!

  13. Thanks for the review! I appreciate the comparison of the different models, because they all look so similar. It’s a super weird looking toy… Well I guess not compared to other things I’ve seen, lol.

  14. Oh my gosh, that backscratcher ad copy is a treasure.

    I too would like to enter the giveaway of the Zumio Clit Wiggler: It’s Great At Wiggling

  15. I wonder how well this toy would work for someone with a large external clitoris, since the point of contact is so narrow?

  16. it wasn’t until i started reading you that I noticed my clit is a leftie too. pinpoint stim rules.

  17. I didn’t realize clits were lefties or righties but not I’m interested in finding out.
    I always check your suggestions before buying a new vibrating toy since I know I’ll end up nore then satisfied with one of your recommendations.

  18. I got the Zumio X based on your original review and it’s become *the* toy that I’ve lent out to my friend group to try (safely!). So I’m really excited to pick-up the E in the future

  19. I bought the Zumio X after reading your review, and it’s absolutely one of my favorites (out of maybe 20 or so vibrators I own). If Zumio would release one that had different tips you could attach, I would probably buy it.

  20. You have totally got “THE BEST JOB EVER!” And you are very informative, oh yeah, and descriptive! Definitely a ++++++!

  21. Well, these toys do look fun! I would love to try the Labia Trick with one of them, and of course I would send you your royalties ;). As always, I appreciate your snark, candor, and descriptiveness. And I’m crossing my fingers on this contest for sure.

  22. Firstly, “gothic squiggle pen” killed me and I want to own this toy just for that description. I will keep it on my desk.

    Secondly… I am SUPER CURIOUS. My clit likes very particular kinds of stimulation that I still don’t quite know how to describe (very particular, yet all-consuming? Touch me everywhere *but not there*?) and I have no idea what it would do with this… but I want to know.

    And I’m also super curious about what it feels like on a penis and will be conducting experiments on my boyfriend.

  23. I’m a massive creature of habit and rarely stray from my Magic Wand (actually won from a previous giveaway here!), but that big ol head can get cumbersome for sure. I’m curious whether something pinpoint like this might be more comfortable. Are the tips all just hard plastic though? I have a piercing and the rattling of hard-exterior vibrators against it gets obnoxious.

  24. Ah! The Labia Trick sounds like something I need to try – the Zumio kind of scared me previously. Does the S also work better that way, or do you prefer direct clitoral stimulation with that one?

  25. Given sometimes I’m like “ah yes the magic wand top tier isn’t enough M O R E” I get the feeling that the X and the whole pinpoint stuff might work better for me. I’m delighted you’re running another giveaway, budgets and fancy buzzers don’t always mix!

  26. I absolutely LOVE pinpoint stim, and this has definitely helped solidify my choice in purchasing a Zumio in a few months. I have been in need of something a bit less bulky overall for combined play with insertables, so this might fit the bill.

  27. I got a Tango for the pinpointyness that the angled tip provided, and I’m really thinking now about how to determine if the Zumio would be too much pinpoint for me. More enveloping sensation tends not to be for me, and this sounds like the perfect antithesis to that! Just gotta find out if I’m building it up too much in my head…

  28. While your comedic reviews are entertaining, I love hearing about something that sounds like it does the damn thing! I’m really interested in oscillating sex toys, and precision is my clit’s best friend, so I’ll have to give this one a try.

  29. So then what does happen when you push it harder against yourself? Does it just stop working? A+ gothic squiggle line. I love funny reviews xD

  30. Would really love to try one of these, clitoral orgasms are fucking GREAT

  31. I’ve heard some say that the E has the advantage of broader, subtler stim if you use the stem on its side…do you find that to be true, or could that be for any model (or none)?

  32. Thanks for another useful review. I would have never given this toy a second look, but you did make me want to give it a shot!

  33. This toy has been on my wish list for awhile, all three versions are pretty interesting although I think I also would find X to be the most suitable overall. Although for the cost I worry it won’t really be strong enough for me – I can only enjoy only the strongest vibrators out there, generally. But with the Wahl Coil massager getting harder to find and rumored to be weaker with each new version I’m definitely in the market for a new more pinpoint toy. I guess I’m one of the few that hates the magic wand and other rumbly vibes that vibrate my entire pelvis. It’s funny how something as small as the clit, I still only usually aim for the exact same area on the left every time and only move to another area if I’m oversensitive – or overnumb.

  34. I have sent multiple friends a link to this review with an excited comment about your tag “not for the faint of clit.” You’ve been my go-to reviewer for…welp…nearly a decade now? Is that right? Regardless, I thought my vulva had experienced everything and thanks to this review I know I am wrong! Gonna have to snag me a Zumio, stat! (Especially since my We-Vibe Tango just bit the dust. RIP.)

  35. I’ve never really liked pinpoint stimulation, but now I’m definitely considering it. Especially with the Labia Trick(tm). The Zumio looks a little like ET’s finger, but hey, that’s gotta be somebody’s kink. Maybe it’s mine now, who knows!

  36. I’ve wanted to try this toy since I read your review of the first version. Also, every time I remember the Zumio exists and think maybe I should buy one, I think of the phrase “great for scratching itches in your vagina.” Clearly, they need to hire you to write ad copy.

  37. I can’t believe I didn’t remember your previous review of this toy. I feel like maybe this could be the kind of toy I’ve been looking for, whereas the Hitachi I bought while strong, just makes everything go kinda numb down there… this seems like it might sneak its way into my heart.

  38. So… last week, in a moment of isolation fueled impulsivity, I dropped $200 on a doxy wand. Previously I had wrinkled my nose slightly when people described “vulva enveloping” vibrations, but I thought that I must be missing out on something. Unfortunately I should have paid attention to my visceral response. It just feels wrong. I look at the Zumio and my heart hurts. This, THIS would have been the better choice. Realising that I prefer pinpoint stimulation has been a very expensive lesson.

  39. I dig the X, but the smaller head of the E piques my interest! In my broke early 20’s I figured out I could use an electric toothbrush without the brush bit on my clit with very good results, and the Zumios approximate that awesomeness in a less “may possibly get my clit stuck in here somehow” way.

  40. My wife and I would love to try a new toy, Trying one with a more localized stimulation would be exiting

  41. Oh man, I would love this. I’m really into pinpoint stimulation, something I imagine most people with a lot of pubic fat do; it’s really, really difficult to access my clit with broad stimulation, and I prefer to have my other hand free for gripping things. I’ve been interested in this toy since you first reviewed it. If I don’t win it, someday I will probably buy it.

    I don’t know what I would do without your reviews. I’ll be buying a We-Vibe Tango soon–it’s long overdue!

  42. I got a Tango for the pinpointyness that the angled tip provided, and I’m really thinking now about how to determine if the Zumio would be too much pinpoint for me. More enveloping sensation tends not to be for me, and this sounds like the perfect antithesis to that! Just gotta find out if I’m building it up too much in my head…

  43. I’m wondering which one would be better for a trans man. It sounds like the black one is too pokey, but I’m not a big fan of purple. Guess I could get over it if the stimulation is good enough though. I’d think that the larger tip would fit my junk better, but it sucks that it’s not as powerful.

  44. I’ve been able to pull off the Labia Trick with my Eroscillator (using the harder attachments), but a Zumio would make it so much more efficient. Will definitely have to get one now!

  45. I”m always glad when someone else fights the good “words mean things!!” fight. They become so much less useful if we throw them about recklessly… I’ve been poking around at different sorts of clit stim for a while now, and I admit I’m very curious to give this one a try

  46. I saw a Zumio at a sex store when my fiancée and I were looking for a new toy. I switched it on and tried it on my fingertip, was pretty sure I would like it. At the time it was too expensive, now I think I really need this thing.

  47. This toy sounds amazing! The Labia Trick™ sounds similar to what my fiancee has been doing with her Magic Wand – she’s trans and has recently been applying the Wand to her mons instead of her “outie”, so it vibrates the whole area and gets the internal structure. Her bottom surgery is in two weeks (eek!) and I look forward to exploring more toys and methods with her.

  48. I really value your reviews on products. I LOVE that you discovered the Labia Trick™ and shared it with us.
    I’ve been interested in the Zumio since its release, but now there’s three and I don’t even know which one would be best for me and my rightie – I have to reread your reviews and figure it out, because I really think this might be a great toy for me. Thank you for persevering in order to give us the best of reviews!

  49. This toy sounds amazing! The Labia Trick™ sounds similar to what my fiancee has been doing with her Magic Wand – she’s trans and has recently been applying the Wand to her mons instead of her “outie”, so it vibrates the whole area and gets the internal structure. Her bottom surgery is in two weeks (eek!) and I look forward to exploring more toys and methods with her.

  50. Intriguing… I’ve never tried stim this pinpointed. I’m so curious to try! This is going on my list for sure.

  51. I’m excited/trepidatious to see what (if anything) else gets filed under “not for the faint of clit”. (Maybe the original Hitachi, which I had to buy a goddamn dimmer switch for.) The Zumio seems kind of like the anti-Hitachi, but heck, I am very intrigued…!

  52. Once again – the kind of fantastic, amusing and so perfectly apt way of giving the real rundown on a toy that makes me immediately run to share the article with a friend; my refrain at the ready: “Please, please, just read this so two people can gush about the sheer, unbridled, effortless snark!”

    Since taking your recommendation on the Volta – honestly, your reviews are responsible for half of my toybox and seventy percent of my wishlist. ❤️

  53. I’m excited/trepidatious to see what (if anything) else gets filed under “not for the faint of clit”. (Maybe the original Hitachi, which I had to buy a goddamn dimmer switch for.) The Zumio seems kind of like the anti-Hitachi, but heck, I am very intrigued…!

  54. I tend to prefer broader stimulation to direct clit stim, but the labia trick sounds perfect for me! I really want to try that – and to figure out if I’m a leftie or a rightie!

  55. I’ve been growing my initially-tiny sex toy collection by leaps and bounds lately, almost entirely based off of advice from your blog (thank you so much for that — buying the pure wand was the best decision I’d ever made in my entire life, and I’ve since sent your review to several people to convince them to make the same choice themselves) and it’s been a really exciting journey from being unable to get off at all when I was a teenager to where I am now. This toy sounds very cool and I’m definitely putting it on my mental pile of future acquisitions!

  56. I am dying to review one of these for my blog. I feel like I’d have to use your labia trick, I’m not sure I could handle stimulation that pinpoint. I’m usually a wand person. I feel like I’d either really love it or really hate it. But I need to try it…for science!

  57. I’ve been growing my initially-tiny sex toy collection by leaps and bounds lately, almost entirely based off of advice from your blog (thank you so much for that — buying the pure wand was the best decision I’d ever made in my entire life, and I’ve since sent your review to several people to convince them to make the same choice themselves) and it’s been a really exciting journey from being unable to get off at all when I was a teenager to where I am now. This toy sounds very cool and I’m definitely putting it on my mental pile of future acquisitions!

  58. I am dying to review one of these for my blog. I feel like I’d have to use your labia trick, I’m not sure I could handle stimulation that pinpoint. I’m usually a wand person. I feel like I’d either really love it or really hate it. But I need to try it…for science!

  59. I’ve been reading your blog since back when the tagline was “ruling the world one dildo at a time” or something like that. Gosh, it might be over a decade. I’m glad you’ve held your hustle together for that long. If I’d have started reviewing dildos back then who knows how many reviews I’d have… I have a sex toy dresser now. Which is pretty exceptional for a non-reviewer. Dozens… I know it’s nothing compared to what you’ve amassed, but it’s still pretty exceptional… some of my purchases have definitely been due to your reviews. 🙂 I’ve been around here so long I’ve actually won a sex toy from you before. Your reviews are certainly responsible for many on my wishlist, including items I have tragically never acquired, such as the Eroscillator. It just never made it to my home… before they changed the color to purple. Boo. I wanted that awful ancient brown, it was so weird.

    The Zumio line is interesting, the pinpoint might be great, I dunno, I love the ability to pinpoint with some of the Wevibes which I’ve gotten caught in a loop of using along with a Satisfyer… I sure like the suction. I feel like it would be great, but since it’s $140 CAD, choosing whichever one I’d want would be pretty daunting, what if I make a mistakeeeee. That gets expensive after a while.

    I’m pretty sure my clit is a lefty, but it’s hard to be sure. Maybe with the Zumio I’d know for sure. I feel like it’s either going to be a love hate experience. I feel like I don’t have a faint clit so I think it might be a success… maybe I’ll get it in the future. It’s more interesting than a lot of what I’ve seen recently.

    Have a great day.

  60. I’ve been reading your blog since back when the tagline was “ruling the world one dildo at a time” or something like that. Gosh, it might be over a decade. I’m glad you’ve held your hustle together for that long. If I’d have started reviewing dildos back then who knows how many reviews I’d have… I have a sex toy dresser now. Which is pretty exceptional for a non-reviewer. Dozens… I know it’s nothing compared to what you’ve amassed, but it’s still pretty exceptional… some of my purchases have definitely been due to your reviews. 🙂 I’ve been around here so long I’ve actually won a sex toy from you before. Your reviews are certainly responsible for many on my wishlist, including items I have tragically never acquired, such as the Eroscillator. It just never made it to my home… before they changed the color to purple. Boo. I wanted that awful ancient brown, it was so weird.

    The Zumio line is interesting, the pinpoint might be great, I dunno, I love the ability to pinpoint with some of the Wevibes which I’ve gotten caught in a loop of using along with a Satisfyer… I sure like the suction. I feel like it would be great, but since it’s $140 CAD, choosing whichever one I’d want would be pretty daunting, what if I make a mistakeeeee. That gets expensive after a while.

    I’m pretty sure my clit is a lefty, but it’s hard to be sure. Maybe with the Zumio I’d know for sure. I feel like it’s either going to be a love hate experience. I feel like I don’t have a faint clit so I think it might be a success… maybe I’ll get it in the future. It’s more interesting than a lot of what I’ve seen recently.

    Have a great day.

  61. Okay this review was something else. Sometimes your writing can get me going just with your words, but I read this in the middle of the night and was too tired to take care of my apparent horniness and fell asleep. And well… my dream was all about using this vibrator and woke up to/with an orgasm. A pretty great orgasm mind you. (I’m just happy my sister is a heavy sleeper because we were in the same room) . So just by your review i decided to put this toy on my ever-growing list of sex-toys that I want to buy once I have some money I can spend on things like this. Thank you! Now again, and always because I love reading your snarky posts.

  62. Oh I’ve so been wanting one of these for a long time. I wish I had chosen it over other things that didn’t do it for me as much as I’m sure this would. I’ve misjudged expensively, at times. I suppose that will always happen.

  63. Oh I’ve so been wanting one of these for a long time. I wish I had chosen it over other things that didn’t do it for me as much as I’m sure this would. I’ve misjudged expensively, at times. I suppose that will always happen.

  64. being new to sex toys, i really want to try out the zumio if only to expand my horizons. i havent quite decided if i like broad or pinpoint now… but the problem is made a little tougher by being on zoloft which makes my orgasms few and far between. ^^” thanks to your suggestions ive been enjoying some wevibe toys lately, but id love to add more to my arsenal! (also i have a serious addiction to binge-reading your blog…)

  65. For me, the combination of pin point and oscillation is a winner. And now I want to try The Labia Trick…I’m willing to pay

  66. I don’t have anything like this in my collection, I’m so curious :0 I’ve never tried anything super pinpoint before. If I win the giveaway, will you send me a little ziploc baggy of Portland dirt or something? I grew up in PDX and moved when I was 19 to Atlanta. The dirt down here is basically hard, dry clay and I never thought I’d ever miss dirt. Maybe a couple pine needles too? Or just no dirt but a McMenamins coaster? Miss that place but I couldn’t go visit this summer 🙁

  67. I don’t have anything like this in my collection, I’m so curious :0 I’ve never tried anything super pinpoint before. If I win the giveaway, will you send me a little ziploc baggy of Portland dirt or something? I grew up in PDX and moved when I was 19 to Atlanta. The dirt down here is basically hard, dry clay and I never thought I’d ever miss dirt. Maybe a couple pine needles too? Or just no dirt but a McMenamins coaster? Miss that place but I couldn’t go visit this summer 🙁

  68. I’ve enjoyed reading through the blog over the last couple weeks. I’m just starting to explore toys, and I love the innovation and creativity in these products. (The variety is sort of overwhelming!) I think I need to experiment a bit with pinpoint… Very different from the few things I’ve tried until now.

    I am curious, though, about how this movement differs from the Eroscillator’s. Is it mostly the size of the tip? Hardness? Or something to the movement pattern itself?

    Thank you for this excellent resource, and for sharing your experience. Cheers!

  69. Keeping it simple and to the point, would be tickled to add a Zumio X to our collection should we be fortunate enough to win. Thank you.

  70. I have honestly never been particularly about direct clit stimulation (I usually prefer just above, or through my labia), but the pinpointness of this sounds….intriguing, to say the least!

  71. Keeping it simple and to the point, would be tickled to add a Zumio X to our collection should we be fortunate enough to win. Thank you.

  72. I have honestly never been particularly about direct clit stimulation (I usually prefer just above, or through my labia), but the pinpointness of this sounds….intriguing, to say the least!

  73. Which one would you say is the best for using the stem for stimulation, instead of the tip? And you said the S is the buzziest – which one is most rumbly?

    I know you say that no one needs more than one – but from the ricochet of the X, to the pinpoint and presumably capable of firm pressure of the E, I kind of want them all. Plus I love that they’re branching out from purple!

    I love a good comparison post! (And an awesome giveaway) Thanks!

  74. I’ve always been pretty scared of pinpoint stimulation on my clit. I’m a vulva vibration appreciator. But just recently I squirted for the first time with only pinpoint stimulation to the clit, and now I’m clamoring for a Zumio!

  75. You’re welcome! It took a lot of testing to nail down the differences, because they are not terribly different, but I tried to boil down my experience to its essence with this review. Email me if you need more guidance!

  76. Oof, I’m sorry! Have you tried holding the Doxy at an angle, so only a small bit of it touches your genitals? That’s what I do, because I don’t like how big the heads are otherwise. Also, you can get an attachment like the Nuzzle Tip to make the stimulation smaller.

  77. Yeah, the Zumio E was the one where the Labia Trick™ wasn’t as stimulating, because it’s buzzy and pointy. The S is somewhat buzzy too but the tip is a lot more comfortable and the vibration spreads better.

  78. For serious, I need a vibrator that looks like an electric toothbrush. Not that electric toothbrushes can’t be vibrators, but I wouldn’t know anything that…

  79. I attempted using the stem for stimulation but it never felt right at all, so I didn’t explore it any further. The X is rumbliest. Totally agree on the color front, the black is cool as hell!

  80. I think it’s something in the movement pattern + the size of the tip. If you watch the video of the Zumio vs. Eroscillator in my original review, you can see that the Eroscillator moves back and forth much more significantly. That movement, and the larger tip, give it a whole different feel. I like the marshmallow attachment on the Eroscillator, which is soft and squishy.

  81. This surely sounds different, and maybe it is a toy that will help people with clits that like to hide more than Waldo…. Lol. I bet with this one will be easier to tell if you are a righty or lefty!

  82. OMG, I was supposed to go to McMenamin’s for my anniversary this year, so I feel you. Didn’t know the dirt was impressive though! I’ll send you some water, too, straight from the tap.

  83. Oof, my condolences about the Zoloft effects. Those are no joke. You might wanna get yourself a wand if you don’t have one, just for the sheer power of it, but having different things to switch things up is also helpful. Congrats on powering through it!

  84. DAMN, dude, you’ve been here forEVER. That brings me so much joy. Thank you for following for so long! Also, yes, the awful ancient brown Eroscillator is somehow weirdly appealing?!

  85. You’re welcome! It took a lot of testing to nail down the differences, because they are not terribly different, but I tried to boil down my experience to its essence with this review. Email me if you need more guidance!

  86. Yeah, it’s tricky, because the E is technically more powerful, but I still prefer the X because it’s rumblier. I totally get the aversion to the purples.

  87. I know what you mean! That’s how I felt before I tried the original Zumio. I wasn’t sure if I’d like it. With that one, the rumbly vibrations helped a ton, but I’m still wary of making it sound like everyone would like that kind of tiny stimulation.

  88. Oof, I’m sorry! Have you tried holding the Doxy at an angle, so only a small bit of it touches your genitals? That’s what I do, because I don’t like how big the heads are otherwise. Also, you can get an attachment like the Nuzzle Tip to make the stimulation smaller.

  89. I read that too, so I tried it, but I couldn’t find a way to make the stem feel good? It was just awkward. My instinct was to just use it straight on, or to use the Labia Trick™.

  90. Bodies are so strange, aren’t they? Unfortunately you’re right about the Wahl, it is lost to the abyss now. It does sound like the Zumio might be really good for you, though.

  91. The vibration spreads out a bit and gets more muted, but then it does actually stop working if you press harder than that. I only know because I did it on my leg. My clit does not deserve that much abuse!

  92. Yeah, the Zumio E was the one where the Labia Trick™ wasn’t as stimulating, because it’s buzzy and pointy. The S is somewhat buzzy too but the tip is a lot more comfortable and the vibration spreads better.

  93. They are (the S might be coated in silicone, but it’s still really firm), and I think your instinct is correct. Silicone toys, maybe more broad than this, seem like a better choice for you.

  94. I’d say yes. They are different enough (because nothing is as pinpoint as the Zumio), and you obviously like pinpoint stimulation. There are other considerations, like noise level, but the sensation would certainly be unique.

  95. I’m someone that’s always been interested in the Eroscillator (as it seems to have a unique sensation), but it’s never quite risen to the top of my ‘must try’ list partly due to cost. Do you think this could substitute in as a bit of a cheaper alternate?

  96. For serious, I need a vibrator that looks like an electric toothbrush. Not that electric toothbrushes can’t be vibrators, but I wouldn’t know anything that…

  97. I have to say that I actually fall for the Zumio word game (S-E-X) and find it quite funny. Seems that I am easily amused indeed. 😀 anyway, still haven’t tried any of the Zumio models, and would therefore be thrilled to win the competition!

  98. I thought it might bring you happiness to know you have at least held readers over a long period of time. 🙂 It is an accomplishment as a blogger. Plus, to ice the cake, you’re actually the only blogger I follow. All the rest of the blog subjects, meh. And I probably only still follow because I signed up to the email newsletter for one of your contests… so… marketing success???!! (high five)

  99. I thought it might bring you happiness to know you have at least held readers over a long period of time. 🙂 It is an accomplishment as a blogger. Plus, to ice the cake, you’re actually the only blogger I follow. All the rest of the blog subjects, meh. And I probably only still follow because I signed up to the email newsletter for one of your contests… so… marketing success???!! (high five)

  100. Thank you! That helps. I wonder if they’ll come out with a future Zumio with a tiny squishy tip.

  101. Your labia trick is right up my alley. I almost always masturbate “through'” my labia.Also, I’m so freaking sad about the fritos buritto. I tried to order it one last time as it was supposed to be here for a few more days, but my local places are already out

  102. Your labia trick is right up my alley. I almost always masturbate “through'” my labia.Also, I’m so freaking sad about the fritos buritto. I tried to order it one last time as it was supposed to be here for a few more days, but my local places are already out

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