Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
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It’s my 15th blogging anniversary! Let me whisk you away to Orgasm Island, the only resort in the world that...
Your body is not ready for The Final Member. More than once you will feel a sudden, searing lurch in...
The line between friend and sexual partner became blurred, and yet both were able to coexist in my mind. When...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
Here we are, in the formerly-futuristic year 2021, and it’s been 14 years since I sat in my college dorm...
Traditional mad libs are not nearly filthy enough for me. That’s why I created Piph Libs™. It’s the latest party...
GOBBLE GOBBLE, peeps. This is it: my annual list of the best sex toy deals for Black Friday and Cyber...
Need more sex toys for your black holes? Behold, my epic guide to the best sex toy deals! If you’ve...
Having jacked off to pornographic material for two decades now, I think I’ve earned the title “porn connoisseur.” I’ve been...
Happy belated Pride to all my queer compadres! I spent June sick with COVID, suffering through gloomy weather (homophobic, Oregon),...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
GOBBLE GOBBLE, peeps. The time has come again, and my yearly tradition is back: a comprehensive list of the best...
The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,...
Sometimes companies surprise you. When Dame hit the scene with their zealously-crowdfunded initial effort, the “hands-free” labia-clinging Eva, I pegged...
