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I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a... Keep Reading
You might stumble across the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand while shopping for the legendary Mystic Wand and think to yourself, “oh! It’s 30%... Keep Reading
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I... Keep Reading
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent... Keep Reading
I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck —... Keep Reading
The grapevine says that the Minerva cock ring by California Exotic is a pretty good cock ring. The grapevine is... Keep Reading
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