The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist... Keep Reading
Sometimes companies surprise you. When Dame hit the scene with their zealously-crowdfunded initial effort, the “hands-free” labia-clinging Eva, I pegged... Keep Reading
The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s... Keep Reading
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of... Keep Reading
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par... Keep Reading
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s... Keep Reading
What is life if not a series of attempts at proving arrogant men wrong? I never wanted to have to... Keep Reading
Dude, man, guys, shit, dawg. Everyone loves the We-Vibe Tango. I’m totally late to the party. Then again, I was... Keep Reading
The Leaf Life looks like something you’d pick up along a nature trail. Colored a cheery green and shaped like a fat... Keep Reading
Here’s a sentence only a sex toy freak would ever write: I’ve been waiting a long time for a company... Keep Reading
My standards for the Toyfriends were laughably low. I reviewed their predecessors, the Ticklers, and was astonished by with their... Keep Reading
The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,... Keep Reading
The Bswish Bcurious, which is quite humorously one letter away from being called the “Bicurious,” joins a small, tight-knit family... Keep Reading
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent... Keep Reading
Let’s get one thing out of the way: I don’t like chocolate all that much. In small doses or in... Keep Reading
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall... Keep Reading
