I am ever on the lookout for any toy that resembles the love of my life, the Xtreme Pack G-spot...
The Leaf Life looks like something you’d pick up along a nature trail. Colored a cheery green and shaped like a fat...
The Impulse Kit Bunny Arouser looks like a joke: a plastic, slightly pointed pink bullet with a TPR bunny-shaped sleeve. It...
Take just a moment to ogle the photographs of the Phallix Twisted Lattachino Love Wand, and you will quickly see...
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
My standards for the Toyfriends were laughably low. I reviewed their predecessors, the Ticklers, and was astonished by with their...
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s...
The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,...
This is one case in which I will permit the use of the word “Xtreme.” Why? Because it actually describes...
There are two surprising things about California Exotic’s Aluminum Mini butt plugs. First, uh, they’re made of aluminum, and since...
The Bswish Bcurious, which is quite humorously one letter away from being called the “Bicurious,” joins a small, tight-knit family...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
Sometimes companies surprise you. When Dame hit the scene with their zealously-crowdfunded initial effort, the “hands-free” labia-clinging Eva, I pegged...
