GOBBLE GOBBLE, peeps. This is it: my annual list of the best sex toy deals for Black Friday and Cyber...
JoinedJanuary 8, 2009
Articles766
Comments525
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other. The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
It’s my 15th blogging anniversary! Let me whisk you away to Orgasm Island, the only resort in the world that...
Your body is not ready for The Final Member. More than once you will feel a sudden, searing lurch in...
The line between friend and sexual partner became blurred, and yet both were able to coexist in my mind. When...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
We shivered in our seductive outfits. It was October, two days before my birthday, in a damp backyard. Party attendees...
updated 12/13! Need more sex toys for your black holes? Behold, my epic guide to the best sex toy deals...
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
Need more sex toys for your black holes? Behold, my epic guide to the best sex toy deals! If you’ve...
Having jacked off to pornographic material for two decades now, I think I’ve earned the title “porn connoisseur.” I’ve been...
Happy belated Pride to all my queer compadres! I spent June sick with COVID, suffering through gloomy weather (homophobic, Oregon),...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
GOBBLE GOBBLE, peeps. The time has come again, and my yearly tradition is back: a comprehensive list of the best...
