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With a 30% off coupon, I have bought my very first 100% silicone watch-battery-using dildo. It is, fittingly, named Goddess....
I never thought I would become a “sex blogger.” Mainly because I don’t write very much erotica, and I somehow...
The Crystal Candy G-Licious came in a transparent plastic box that looked like it belonged in the little girls’ aisle...
I like adorable names. Short, pithy names that aren’t “So-and-So Pornstar’s Pleasure Stick,” etc. I like velvety plastic. It’s soft...
The story of the Icicles No. 8 begins with my Gold Ribbed Love Wand — or, as I fondly call...
First things first: this thing is unabashedly pink. No, not hot pink or magenta — I’m talking cutesy, baby shower...
A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at...
I’m normally not big on politics, but this election year has been very exciting to follow. The debates, especially, have...
These three items are on their way to me right now, and boy do I have some confusions about them!...
Time for a fact check. Illusion? No, I don’t think I was imagining that thing buzzing manically in my vagina....
Take just a moment to ogle the photographs of the Phallix Twisted Lattachino Love Wand, and you will quickly see...
I confess, I used to store my toys in a cardboard box. This was back when I only had a...
I know packaging doesn’t matter, but sometimes I just can’t ignore the hilarity of it. Check out this piece of...
Buddy came to me as if from outer space — sitting upright inside a plastic tube. A blurb on the...
I feel like I have been waiting a zillion years to get my hands on the Delight. The moment I...
