Aneros announced the release of their “first female product,” Evi. Despite the problematic nature of that phrase, I still want...
As a graduation present to myself, I ordered two dildos from Tantus’ grab bag section: the Twist and the Acute...
It’s all over the news right now that We-Vibe is settling a lawsuit over their app-enabled vibrators, and naturally, everyone wants...
Yes, this is real life. Awesome silicone sex toy manufacturer Tantus has decided to make a limited run of three...
I’ve had to come out to my parents more than once. When I was 14, I wrote them a letter...
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at...
So I have this in my possession: And yes, that is exactly what it does. It swivels and swivels and...
Revolutionary! Game-changing! The best! The first! The only! Companies have been wailing such nonsense since the beginning of time. Sex toy manufacturers...
Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina...
There are only a few truly great dildo-making instructional videos on YouTube. And by truly great I mean truly horrifying....
In the biggest product name FAIL of all time, I present to you the Joy Finger from Doc Johnson. I...
Whatever could be so offensive about vibrators that look this boring? FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — BlissMe founder Daniel Mederos says...
Acquaint yourself with Carmen Luvana’s pussy, Austyn Moore’s pussy, Carmen Luvana’s ass, and Austyn Moore’s ass. This is, I’m guessing,...
The Nasstoys Ecstasy Rope is just what you always wanted: a pipe cleaner for your genitals. It is a long...
Um… Er… How is this even… Why…? So you can express your racial preference… with a friend? No more arguing...
OH GOD, NO. DON’T COME ANY CLOSER WITH THAT THING. I KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT FEELS LIKE. I DON’T NEED...