Once upon a time, sex toys were either pink, purple, or a hideous shade of beige I’ve heard described as...
VIXEN MADE A NEW DILDO! Unfortunately, it’s too effing big for my vagina! The Gambler (such a good name) is...
One of my favorite dildos — which was tragically discontinued years ago — has risen from the dead! Once known...
Sex shop floors, once bustling with customers, have morphed into makeshift staging areas for packing online orders. The display dildos...
Your body is not ready for The Final Member. More than once you will feel a sudden, searing lurch in...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
September 19, 2017 Decided to livetweet slathering my genitals with weed-enhanced lubricant spray. I’d done it once before, with my vulva,...
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at...
Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
Having jacked off to pornographic material for two decades now, I think I’ve earned the title “porn connoisseur.” I’ve been...
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