Do you dream of being the COOLEST LOVER ON THE BLOCK? Do you regularly mistake torture devices for romantic accoutrements? Want...
BMS Factory has not made much of anything that’s too terribly noteworthy. They make locking toy cases, an extensive line of...
This is all so overwhelming. I want to be clever and make you giggle, but… this website, this product… THERE IS...
This is the most epic recipe for failure ever. Pipedream’s Turn Her On Kit: For the perfect encounter. Everything you...
Um… Er… How is this even… Why…? So you can express your racial preference… with a friend? No more arguing...
Um. It’s made of volcanic ash stone. It’s $430. It’s Pure Wand-shaped. And it can go in my vagina anytime, though it probably never will. That is the Luz de la Riva Parda dildo. All my sex toys, even the really cool ones, look like amateurs in comparison. The end....
The Nasstoys Ecstasy Rope is just what you always wanted: a pipe cleaner for your genitals. It is a long...
Okay, so, Topco has this new toy line entitled Fucked, and… I’m don’t even know what to think about it....
This is what I call a fucking tease: Oh, you want to click on the toys? See bigger pictures? Read...
Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud...
These cuties would like you to drink their sodas, if you know what they mean… heh, heh… Even though my...
It’s probably unfair for me to feature a sex toy line that doesn’t even exist, but seriously, these are the...
I think Fun Factory is definitely onto something with the Cobra Libre. I’ve been wondering when someone would harness the...
In the biggest product name FAIL of all time, I present to you the Joy Finger from Doc Johnson. I...
...most badass porn trailers ever made. Go watch it. I mean, seriously — Evan Stone as the Mad Hatter (obvs!), Sunny Lane as Alice (aw!), April Flores as the Queen of Hearts (genius!)… and a bunch of other hotties that I enjoy watching quite a bit. I know Erica McLean...
OH GOD, NO. DON’T COME ANY CLOSER WITH THAT THING. I KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT FEELS LIKE. I DON’T NEED...
