I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
Oh joy! Oh rapture! My first ceramic toy! This is the Signature, a very shiny ceramic dildo made by Duncan...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an...
The Luxotiq Isis is a bit of a goody-goody. It’s sugary pink in color, with smooth, clean, harmless lines. It...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
I have never seen a sex toy angled like Vamp Talula. I mean, this thing is nuts. Just look at it....
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
I went through a phase where I had to try every glass dildo that crossed my path. I tried bumpy...
It was October of 2008, and I had just started a blog that I didn’t know what the fuck to...
My first wooden dildo was the NobEssence Linger, a meager yet bulbous little thing with a finger hole. The NobEssence Allure is...
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...